Friday, May 06, 2005

I've just met the Oscar Myer Wiener

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He's a contract worker on my night shift at work. He's 32-33 and looks 13. He ask so many questions, that in the time that he speaks you can solve the eternal high school algebra word problem " if train A leaves the station at 2pm, and train B leaves the same station at" etc. He even looks the part. I've tried so hard to listen to every story and ego driven question that if you watch my head may actually explode. If I hear the following phrase come out of his mouth -" what you should do is" one more time- ahhhhh!
Thanks - I know your trying to help but please just sit there and do your freak'n work.

Ahhh, there. I feel so much better. All of that nastiness is out and I can purge this from my simple mind and go on about my day. Thank you Blogger - you're the best!

love, me

Girls in cars

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Just to jog your memory...

Quotes from a Saturday night car ride around mid-town.

I bet it tastes like feet.
I want a shirt that reads "I fiddle around"
Hangy downy thingies (hand gesture)
All I'm sayin is when he bent over and opened that oven...you'd know.
Insertion
Oh dear